boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
Dear Justin Bieber if that is ur real name
first of all how dare u
“Everytime a hater visits my YouTube page I get like, 4 cents. So tell the haters to keep hating, keep commenting, because I’m making money.” -Justin
∟ Justin’s Alphabet → Fans